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Dave Chappelle – Wearing a Whore's Uniform

Dave Chappelle – Wearing a Whore's Uniform

I was out at the store the other day, and witnessed an interaction between a man and a woman that reminded me of this joke…. Enjoy! This is from one of Dave Chappelle’s standup comedy acts.

You are out in the bar with your buddies and you see a woman. She looks good, not in that classical way. She’s got half her ass hanging out her skirt, titties all mashed together, popping out the top of her turtleneck and shit. You’re with you’re buddies, you’ve got a couple drinks in you, and it doesn’t come out right. “DAMN, look at them titties!”

The girl says, “Wait a minute! Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a whore!” Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn’t mean they are a certain way. Don’t ever forget it.

But ladies, you must understand that that is f*cking confusing! It just is.

Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform.

Somebody might run up on me, saying “Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They’re over here. Help us!”

“OHH!! Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a police officer!”

All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore’s uniform, I’ll tell you that.

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